With Rent Prices Soaring Cat Moves Into Banana

It’s no secret rent is outrageous but what can we do? we all need a place to live, right? One cat said “fuck that” and moved into a banana. when asked why he said: “It’s ridiculous”. “I was working two full-time jobs paying $1000 a month for an apartment slightly larger than a galley kitchen”. When asked why he chose a banana as his choice of housing he said “it seemed like the best option”, “it’s cozy, has lots of character, and it’s portable too”. “I think it will let me to really live the way I want to”. The cat, who has since changed his name to, Bananya still has no concrete plans as to what he’ll do when he moves into his new home. “I’ll probably retire, argue with the narrator, and bounce around”.


Fans Angry That Obviously Bad Series is Bad

There’s a lot of confusing things in life. Taco Bell breakfast, people who honk at red lights, or why restaurants rarely fully cut sandwiches. However there’s one thing that surpasses all others: Unreasonable expectations. The latest example in this baffling trend are fans of light novel dumpster fire: My little Sister is a Mafia Boss? In this story some guy finds out his little sister is Al Capone from an alternate universe and they fall in love as dictated by celestial decree.

Now the weird part isn’t that this exists but that there are fans of this borderline crime against humanity but, that they had expectations of it. “We thought it was supposed to be heart-warming romantic-comedy but, it turned out to be fan-service filled trash”, “I can’t believe they would do this to us” said one reader and one of the six people who was actually interested in this mess.

Isekai Summoner Questions Logic of Chosen Ones

Background Extra #6- generic summoner has an ax to grind. The wizard, who summons isekai protagonists, is starting to wonder why they bother with the whole “chosen one” thing.

It’s super inefficient. It takes more of our rare and valuable resources to summon a bland teenager than it does to summon deities. Oh, don’t give me that “well he’s actually a supreme god or whatever” because we both know that’s a lie.

Even worse it’ll probably take 36 volumes, 11 seasons, 10 movies, 6 games, and 1 Happy Meal toy collection before he can even fight the first villain. I’m just throwing it out there that maybe we should’ve gone with the omnipotent dragon-god instead of Oatmeal the Human. That way we could save the world in record time. Besides, dragons are cooler.

Mii-kun V Platelet

Ok, Originally I wanted to do a ridiculous post in the style of a Wrestlemania match however, things don’t always go as planned. My brain decided to check out early so instead of that grandiose post I thought I’d give a much more brief explanation of who is the most adorable.

Mii-kun has a strong argument for the cutest character. This is due to a number of factors: His design, the show’s adorable art style, and the expressive animation fuse together to create a tiny mummy who is 100% protect worthy.

While Mii-kun is a prime choice for cutest character of the year he faces serious competition in the platelets from Cells At Work. Similar to Mii-kun their design is adorable and the “doing their best” thing is almost too much to handle. Key word being almost. They may have been in the spotlight a little to much but, I don’t think anyone really minded.

Who’s better: Platelets
Why: Mii-kun and the platelets were evenly matched but I had to pick one. I feel like a monster.

Obligatory Christmas Post

Merry Christmas! (really Christmas Eve) I hope everyone is having a wonderful time so far. I apologize for my lack of posting. I was way busier than I thought I would be (and no I wasn’t just playing Smash) but, now I’m free and can dedicate more time to being a goofball.

I can guarantee I will have one post out before the year:
Mii-kun V Platelet who is the cutest?

That was it, sorry for the rush job but I have family coming over soon and there will be approximately 3 small children with far too much energy trying to talk to me about something.

Local Man Presumed Dead Found Alive

Madison WI, Early this morning local discount furniture salesman Mike Wilson was found alive inside his apartment. This came as a shock to family members who were convinced Mike had passed away three weeks ago after being blindsided by an embarrassing story about something he did in 5th grade. “There’s no way he survived that one” said his brother Jim (I think). “I mean, everyone called him fascist farfalle for the rest of middle school”. When asked how he managed to survive such a devastating injury Mike responded with “we all do stupid stuff when we’re young. “Besides, that wasn’t why they thought I was dead”. “The real reason was Jim running me over after I brought up the time he cried when a kid took the last Dorito at the family reunion”.

Isekai Series Saved By Modders

To the shock on precisely no one the adaptation of the generically generic Isekai series “Template World” is painfully generic. While most people jumped ship, A group of dedicated fans weren’t ready to give up. Seeing an opportunity they got to work and created The Template World Unofficial Patch. The de facto spokesman FriedJellyfish explained why they did it. “It was obvious there was was a lot of potential,  it just wasn’t realized”. 

The first thing we did was increase the number of dialogue options. The characters were admittedly boring but, that was because there wasn’t enough dialogue choices. With the new system, they’re capable of expressing multiple emotions as well as advanced features like explaining motivations. We also overhauled the character creator. The vanilla designs were ok, but they definitely lacked variety, so we added more options. This included: an expanded tool kit, which allowed for more detailed facial structure and body types, 600 new hairstyles, and 17,000 hair colors. 

We also added an ENB for a more sophisticated and detailed art style. It may not be to everyone’s taste but we thought it fit the themes and tone of the show. Unfortunately, we did have to remove one of the waifus. We didn’t want to, but her AI bugged out and wouldn’t run right. We also replaced the forgettable soundtrack with “Now That’s What Qualifies as Music” 7.

When asked where they learned how to do this level of modding everyone laughed and replied with: “Bethesda that’s where”. After the release of the patch Template World saw a 63% increase in viewership numbers. 

Currently, the crew is  waiting for Fallout 76 to allow mods. 

Post 100 Part II- The Actual Post

Welcome to post 100! This momentous occasion marks the 100th (ish) time the 7/8 of my brain looked at a jumbled set of words and proclaimed “yeah, ok”. Hopefully I can turn this into 1,000 posts. Because, let’s face it, anime is weird, so there’s no shortage of stuff to poke fun at. I hope you’ve enjoyed this filler arc because it’s time to get down to business, to be replete with puns.